Sorry about the caps. I just doubted the movie from the first time I heard what the title would be. I know it fits in with the history, but come on, “Attack of the clones”? I kept an open mind. That is, until I saw the preview. Looked like a sci-fi mush soap-opera. I decided that it was probably just how they chose to portray it, maybe not how it actually is. Last night we went to see it. Special effects were quite good, although it did not make it believable that this one happened before episodes 4-6. From the start Anikin was far too childish, and showed no ‘wisdom’ that you would think he would gain from 10 years of Jedi training. His character was rather 2 dimensional, and you could predict his reactions to everything. I think it would have built a stronger character if he had internalized his anger and bitterness. Senator Amadala could have been a strong character, if they had not made her act like a thirteen year old, tot aly distracted by A’s affections. She shows some strength as a important political figure only a few times. She could have been strong and bitey like Leah, after all, it is her mother, no? The characters carried the first 3. They were fun, they did not get along well, they were sarcastic, and they made the movies. Would they have been fun if Luke (or Han) and Leah were all sappy, and had conversations pulled straight out of Dawson’s Creek? I think not. No matter what people think, a really good movie needs either strong characters (make them believable) or a strong plot that does not allow for the development of characters. This one did not have either.
Tips:
1. Don’t even hint at bringing Amidala and Annakin together until near the end. Everyone knows that they have to end up together, use it as a tool to build suspense.
2. Let the main characters have secrets. Studies have shown that dramatic irony significantly increases the enjoyment of the movie by the viewer. (Why did he tell her that he killed them all? Let him ruminate, and stew.)
3. Make the characters likeable/enjoyable. I don’t mean more senator cleavage/nipples. I mean personality.
4. Focus on the Jedi. Here is our chance to find out what they are all about. We know that they vanish by episode 4, so let’s find out about them now. What the heck are they? Do I have to read a book to find out?
5. Give the lovebirds some real reason to get married. What did Amadala see in him? She knew that he was out of control, and had murdered. Isn’t she supposed to be wise, being in a position of planetary leadership and all?
It was not an entire waste of time. The action was fun, and the Yoda fighting scene was very good. The plot was Ok overall, but the silly infatuation got in the way far too often.