A few years ago, back when we lived in the *dry* land of sunshine (as opposed to one of the wet ones), our little hiking troupe faced a fierce offensive from the animal world. It started out kind of cute, but that squirrel chased us for about a 1/4 mile. In the end Ariana was screaming and Jeremy and I were ready to stomp the thing to death, if we were not so scared that it would jump on us. I would much rather take on a rattler, or even a cobra, than a aggressive squirrel. After arriving back here, where there are millions of squirrels, and poisonous snakes are rare, I found this card, that accurately portrays the feelings we felt that day.