Forgive our spam

Another literary spam crossed my in box, this time with L. Frank Baum’s Master Key. Although interesting in itself, it is quickly forgotten in the rush we are in to become ordained:

As a Reverend, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church

Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church? Check out Ministry in a Box

Wow! Forgiveness of Sins! I wonder what it is in that box that makes those who respond to this add qualified to offer ‘Forgiveness of Sins’? Imagine who would respond to something like this. Creepy.

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Daniel

Hey, I run the place.