Another literary spam crossed my in box, this time with L. Frank Baum’s Master Key. Although interesting in itself, it is quickly forgotten in the rush we are in to become ordained:
As a Reverend, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities
Want to open a church? Check out Ministry in a Box
Wow! Forgiveness of Sins! I wonder what it is in that box that makes those who respond to this add qualified to offer ‘Forgiveness of Sins’? Imagine who would respond to something like this. Creepy.